"Digestive Health" products are everywhere. The most famous, I guess, is Dannon's Activia brand yogurt, with ads starring Jamie Lee Curtis as The Poop Lady. And now the Jolly Green Giant jumps in the shit with DIGESTIVE HEALTH VEGETABLES.
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| "I'm so proud of that last one that I left it in the bowl for you to admire." |
Yeah, that's definitely the smile of someone who takes regularly-scheduled dumps. I bet when he pinches one off, it's the size of a redwood.
2 comments:
This is too funny, son't these people know some bran cereal or an apple can do it?
They gotta do this...crappy processed food is jamming up everyone's colon...hahaaha
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