|Thank you, Dollar Tree.
This cutout has no business being in a "Birthday Shapes" package. Look at it. Look right into its soulless eyes and imagine being at your own eighth birthday party, the walls lined with these horrible peepee-touching grimaces. Enjoy your cake and your presents and the fun you're having with your friends and try not to think about later tonight, long after bedtime, when the house is silent and your eyes open in the inky darkness to see THE CLOWN pinned to the wall next to your bed.