08 August, 2008

Vosges Chocolate - Mo's Bacon Bar

There are certain flavors that elicit such a primal response in humans that a predisposition towards them seems genetically programmed into our blood and our bones. Take chocolate, for example. The taste of chocolate is almost universally beloved. Since its earliest cultivation by pre-Columbian Mesoamericans it was valued for its medicinal and aphrodisiac qualities; its popularity has never waned over the course of the world's 600-year-long infatuation with it. Today chocolate flavoring is found everywhere, and it's the world's most popular confection.

Another good example is bacon. Bacon is so adored that "beef bacon" and pastrami were invented in imitation of it so that those whose religions forbid them the ecstasy of pork may have some faint glimmer of culinary paradise.

It was only a matter of time before it occurred to someone that the mysteriously subtle deliciousness of chocolate and the bold smoky saltiness of bacon should be combined - and thus we have Vosges Haut Chocolat brand Mo's Bacon Bar.

Made with milk chocolate, applewood smoked bacon, and alder wood smoked salt, the Bacon Bar fulfills its promise beautifully. The sliky-smooth sweet milk chocolate balances perfectly with the bacon and the smoked salt, and allowing the chocolate to gently melt in one's mouth exposes the bits of delicious (though somewhat too lean) bacon concealed within. Fans of milk chocolate will enjoy the flavor of the chocolate as well as the novelty of the bacon, but I would like to see this in a version with darker chocolate (at least a 65%, but 70% would be even better) and a tad less salt. And as long as I'm making a wish list, perhaps Vosges could use fattier bacon.

Link:
Vosges website - Use their dealer locator to find a retailer near you, or order online.




07 August, 2008

Coffee Milk

Coffee milk. It's the official state drink of Rhode Island, a beverage found in diners and dairy cases from the Connecticut shoreline to Cape Cod, and chances are if you're not from New England, you've never heard of it.

Back in the 1930's, fountain operators and restaurant owners were concocting new drinks to lure customers. Somewhere in Rhode Island, a creative diner owner made up a batch of syrup by cooking leftover coffee grounds with sugar. He stirred the syrup into a glass of milk, and Coffee Milk was born.

By the 1940's, demand for coffee milk was great enough that there were two companies manufacturing the syrup: Eclipse and Autocrat (their rivalry ended in 1991 when the Eclipse brand and formula was purchased by Autocrat. Both labels are still available in stores, but both are today produced by Autocrat Inc.)

Over the past twenty years or so, coffee milk's popularity has spread. Once available only in Rhode Island, it can now be found throughout New England - commonly in Connecticut, Rhode Island, and the South Shore of Massachusetts, but I've found ready-to-drink versions as far north as Portland Maine. Trinity Farm, the dairy in my hometown, bottles an excellent version and sells it in their dairy store.

Coffee syrup all by itself, undiluted by milk, tastes a little strange. It is very similar in flavor to molassess but with a rounder, less harsh "edge" to it. It doesn't remind me of coffee at all! The coffee flavor comes out when the syrup is mixed with milk. Autocrat's taste is smooth, on the gentle side, and sweet with almost no coffee bitterness. Trinity's ready-to-drink coffee milk has more coffee assertiveness, and a short but pronounced bitter finish reminiscent of cappuccino.

Ready-to-drink coffee milk can also be found right alongside the chocolate- and strawberry-flavored varieties in convenience store dairy cases throughout the region. Garelick Farms (originally of Franklin, Massachusetts) coffee-flavored Milk Chugs are sweet and mild and available at just about any market selling other Garelick products, and H P Hood also produces a very good ready-to-drink low-fat (1% milkfat) coffee milk product. Both companies originated in New England and are huge players in the dairy industry here; other dairy companies that produce flavored milks (Land-O-Lakes, NesQuik, and Turkey Hill, for example) sell their products here but can't be bothered to go after the relatively small coffee milk niche.

Links:

Autocrat Inc. - Makers of premium coffee and syrup since 1895.

Nutritional info for Garelick Farms Colossal Coffee Milk Chug

Nutritional info for H P Hood Coffee milk



06 August, 2008

Local Food: Borealis Breads, Wells ME

There is an amazing little bakery tucked away next to the Aubuchon Hardware store on US Route 1 in Wells, Maine. They make a wide variety of breads the old-fashioned way - no dough conditioners or preservatives, just "bread ingredients," time, and a stone hearth. Their bread is truly "staff of life" stuff in ways that plastic-wrapped grocery store white bread can never hope to attain. At a time when the term "artisan bread" is losing it's meaning because of the flood of gimmicky, expensive baked garbage in supermarkets, Borealis is baking true artisan breads, and doing it without the obnoxious, condescending attitude bigger players display.

Delicious breads and high standards aside, Borealis deserves special recognition in the Local Food category. They use over 80,000 pounds of whole wheat flour a year, and every bit of it is grown and milled in Maine - At Aurora Mills in Linneus. This is the type of committment to local agriculture that helps prevent sprawl and keeps small New England farms operating.

If you're traveling in Maine this summer - or anytime - hop off the Maine Turnpike in Wells and make a detour to Borealis Breads. It's well worth the extra half-hour or so you might incur on your way to where you're going, and you may find that the bakery is worthy of being a destination in its own right.

Click here to go to Borealis' website.


05 August, 2008

McDonald's Southern Style Chicken Biscuit

Hey, McDonald's has this new breakfast sandwich! Have you heard about it? It's called the Southern Style Chicken Biscuit!

Of course you've heard of it. I don't think anyone in North America can spend more than ten minutes with a television or radio broadcast without hearing an advertisement for the damn things. McDonald's obviously thinks they're the bestest breakfast sandwich ever invented. So I got one this morning to see what all the hoopla is about.

Now, I should preface this review by stating out front that I generally like the breakfast offerings at McDonald's even though I'm not a big fan of any of the other menu items. I could happily start every day with a Sausage McMuffin with Egg (aka The Perfect Breakfast.) And since the Mickey D's around here are pushing the Chicken Biscuit by offering two for $3 right now (regular price $2.79 each in this market) the decision to detour to the drive-through this morning was easy.

Unfortunately, the Chicken Biscuit doesn't live up to the reputations established by the Egg McMuffin or the Sausage McMuffin with Egg. The chicken is all white meat, as advertised, but it's dry and a little stringy; the coating seems to be exactly the same crap with which Chicken McNuggets are encapsulated. Bland, salty, and on a mass-market biscuit that's been drenched with liquid margarine before serving: this is not a sandwich that anyone is going to mistake for Momma's home cooking, no matter what the radio ads say.

I'm not going to bother mocking the calorie or sodium count of this oversized McNugget. If you're going to McDonald's for health food, you're probably not smart enough to get any of my jokes anyway.

Just in case you're curious, though, here's a link to the Southern Style Chicken Biscuit's nutritional info.


04 August, 2008

Szechuan Tokyo, West Hartford CT

Two years ago, I went to Szechuan Tokyo for dinner with friends and fucking hated it. A small jazz band was scheduled to perform that day and we made the mistake of thinking it would be an enjoyable experience. The goddamned band had their amps cranked up as far as they'd go and we were deafened by the volume. It was so loud it was impossible to talk to one another; the music even thundered oppressively in the rest rooms. We ate our food and left, and I swore I'd never go back there again.

Last week, though, I found myself in West Hartford again with a different bunch of friends and after discussing our lunch options, we decided to give Szechuan Tokyo another try - on the condition that there'd be no live music.

It turned out to be as pleasant as we'd hoped.

Szechuan Tokyo squats on the corner of New Britain Avenue and South Main Street in the Elmwood section of West Hartford. The funky little white building is a bit run-down but comfortable on the inside, kind of homey and casual and festooned with bits of red-paper-and-gold-foil cheap Asian gift shop decorations. It was a hot afternoon, and our waiter appeared immediately with glasses of icewater and menus; throughout lunch, he was always prompt and available and maintained an excellent level of service. Our party of five decided to order a number of predominately Szechuan appetizers and share them around; that turned out to be a fine idea.

Here, then, in no particular order, is what we had:

Shumai dumplings are a particular favorite of my daughter. Szechuan Tokyo's version were competently prepared if somewhat unexceptional; we agreed that they were probably pre-made and frozen, though we really couldn't tell if they were made on the premises during off-hours or brought in from a commissary.






Ma la rabbit was authentically Szechuan, salty and hot. Plenty of Szechuan peppercorns gave the bony little bunny cubes fire to spare, and there were notes of garlic, scallions, sesame oil, and ginger - though perhaps not enough garlic or sesame oil for some in our party. Honestly, it was a little hard for me to tell because the Szechuan peppercorns kind of seared my tastebuds.



My daughter Lynn was quite pleased with her yakisoba with chicken, though it was more Chinese in style than Japanese. I particularly enjoyed the smoky flavor that permeated the dish and which is lent by extremely high-temperature cooking in an old, well-seasoned wok, though it has been pointed out to me that this comes from not scouring the wok often enough. If losing that elusively wonderful seared smoked flavor is the price for scrubbing the wok clean, however, I hope the kitchen continues to neglect the steel wool for a good long time.


Unquestionably, the star of the meal was Stewed Pork Belly with Pickled Vegetable. About half a pound of lovely slow-cooked pork belly, sliced and arranged on a bed of quite delicious but rather unidentifiable preserved vegetable (we think it was not the standard cabbage, but may have been kale.) The dish was trimmed with a ring of tender steamed baby bok choi halves. Absolutely wonderful.

My wife Maryanne ordered scallion pancakes (no photo, sorry.) They were flaky and crisp outside, chewy inside and studded with loads of scallions, but they were exceptionally oily - could have used a little more draining time before being served - and she and Lynn decided that although these were good, my homemade scallion pancakes were better.

Of course, any time a number of things are ordered there are bound to be a few disappointments, and this time was no exception. Ants Climbing Trees, for example, was completely different than the puffed rice and ground pork we were expecting; what arrived was rice noodles simmered in what my friend Michael described as "a murky soy and hot pepper broth" with bits of scallions and meat burbling about. ("The dish should have been called Ants Drowning in the Amazon Rainforest After a Flash Flood," he said.)

Soup dumplings were another letdown. We were told when we ordered them that they took an additional 20 minutes to prepare; as the rest of our meal arrived, the waiter apologetically told us that the dumplings would be out "soon" and another twenty minutes or more went by before they finally arrived. Unfortunately, they weren't really worth the wait. Instead of the slurpy burst of hot broth we expected when we bit into them, we got a chunk of moist and flavorful, but not soup-dumplingy, ground pork. The dough was too thick and bready and had perhaps absorbed the broth before we could get to them.

For the most part, however, our experience was overwhelmingly positive; the food was quite authentic and delicious and we didn't have to scream at one another over an annoyingly loud band. I'd certainly go again.

But never - never - on a live music night.

Click here for Szechuan Tokyo's website.

Michael Loo
contributed to this article.


28 July, 2008

Summertime is Steamer Time


New England soft-shelled clams - Steamers - are one of my all-time favorite foods. They're easy to prepare, they're delicious, and they're perfect as either an appetizer or as a light meal all by themselves.

Steamers are sandier than their hard-shelled cousins, so there's a bit more preparation involved. I dump them into a big colandar and then gently scrub them all around - including the edges - with a stiff vegetable brush. Discard clams with broken shells, or those that don't close up tightly when you grab and scrub them, or any that stink. (Clams smell fresh and briny, like the salt spray from a cold wave breaking on the rocks of a North Atlantic shore. If you get any that smell like low tide at the salt flats, chuck it.) As I scrub each one, it gets placed in a large Dutch oven and set aside. When all of the clams are scrubbed, I add a bit of fresh cool water to the pan - not too much, and no salt, they'll have plenty of their own - cover, and put the pan over medium heat to let the little bivalved morsels steam. When the clams have yawned open in their sauna, they're ready to eat. I serve them with melted butter and a mug of the clam broth from the pan. Swish the clams in the broth before dipping them in butter and any remaining grit you couldn't scrub away earlier is left behind.



Somehow, word spread around that steamers were "better" if they were allowed to set a while before cooking, sprinkled with cornmeal. Supposedly, the clams would eat the cornmeal and purge out whatever clam food they'd been eating, and this would make them "sweeter." I've tried that, and there are a couple problems with it.

The clams don't really eat much cornmeal in the time before scrubbing and cooking, if they eat any at all. Checking out the bellies of sprinkled and unsprinkled clams shows hardly any cornmeal in their stomachs - certainly not enough to replace all the other stuff in there.

It adds an extra step to the preparation/cooking process. The clams can't be steamed with the cornmeal still in the pan with them - cornmeal expands and gets thick when it's cooked, so the pan has to be dumped and the clams and pan rinsed out and the water replaced.

And finally, soaking in fresh water doesn't do the clams any good. Their "feet" - that funny-looking tube thingy that sticks out of their shell - gets swollen up and sick-looking from prolonged exposure to fresh water. You're better off just scrubbing the clams and steaming them, without any intermediate tricks.


Local Food: Sussmann's Wild Blueberries, Granville MA

In late July, a small sign goes up on Route 57 in Granville MA, right at the turn for North Lane. It's handpainted and it says "BLUEBERRIES" and for a few short weeks in the middle of summer it will guide you to the best-kept secret in Western Massachusetts: Sussmann's Farm.

For more than 20 years, my family and I have taken an annual drive to Sussmann's to buy delicious wild low-bush blueberries. Gathered on the farm and on other land in the area, the blueberries are sorted and packed for purchase at the Sussmann Berry Barn on North Lane.

The Berry Barn - about half a mile down North Lane on the right - is marked only by a light blue flag and a sign over the door, but it's hard to miss. The weathered barn with the rusty tin roof is typical of so many other old New England outbuildings; still sound and sturdy but with a bit of a tilt that gives the impression it's still standing almost from force of habit. Drive past the front door and you'll find a small gravel parking area just on the far side of the barn, right by a small vegetable garden.

Inside, the Berry Barn is open and airy. It gets hot and humid even on the hill here, but the open doors and windows and shade in the barn make it a little more tolerable inside. Flat wooden boxes of freshly-picked unsorted berries are stacked near the back by a large blue-painted machine filled with belts and pullies that drive a big leather conveyor belt. The berries are dumped on that belt and as they travel down to a catching area, workers pick through them to pull out stems, leaves, and unripe fruit. The berries then go into plastic-lined corrugate cartons which hold 25 pound lots of fruit. These cartons are either shipped as-is to wholesalers, or portioned out according to the preferences of folks who walk in looking to buy berries.

The best thing about buying fruit from the source like this is the freshness. We bought a gallon of berries on this trip, and they had been picked that very morning. The second best thing is, of course, the price. Our gallon of berries cost $25.00, or a little over $3.30 a pound, which is a fraction of the price supermarkets are charging. The 20-pound box at $50.00 is an even better deal. Wild blueberries freeze beautifully, so that would be the way to go for longer-term storage.

The wild blueberry season is short. Sussmann's opened for business this year on July 21st, and they expect to be all done by the third week of August (maybe a little longer if conditions are good.) It's always a good idea to call before making the drive.

Contact information:

Sussmann's Farm
North Lane
Granville, MA 01034
(413) 357-8898

Opening dates, hours, and current prices are available on their website - click here (opens in new tab).


26 July, 2008

Burger King Burger Shots WITH BACON

I really like Burger King's Burger Shots. Flame-broiled beef patties, tasty orange cheese, just the right size to share - they're just made of win. When I first reviewed them back in June 2008, I said:
"The only thing that could make me happier with them would be if they were topped with BACON. You got that, Your Highness? Get some bacon on those Shots and you'll have an unstoppable juggernaut of flame-broiled goodness."
Last night, looking for a quick supper, I stopped at the local BK and decided to take a chance. I ordered a six-pack of Burger Shots and then asked the kid behind the counter how customizable those burgers were.

"What do you mean?" he asked.

"Well, I know I can get cheese on them. I was wondering if I could get bacon on them, too," I said.

"Um...I think so. I can check..."

"Can I get extra meat, too?" What the hell - might as well go for a six pack of Bacon Double Cheeseburger Shots, right?

"Woah. I have to ask my manager. Can you hang on a sec?"

"Sure."

He called over the manager and explained what I was asking for. The manager looked a little puzzled. She looked up at me and said, "You want extra meat?"

"Yeah. Wouldn't that be awesome? A sixpack of miniature Bacon Double Cheeseburgers."

"I, um, I'm sorry," she said, "But I don't have any way to ring that up. There's no key on my register for extra meat. I can give you bacon, and cheese, but I can't ring something up if there's no key for it." I looked down at the keypad registers that they use, and it was true: there was truly no provision for them to charge for extra meat.

I could have been one of those asshole customers that bitches and causes a scene until they get what they want, but I'm not like that and besides, I was taking a wild shot that I'd be able to get something that really was off the menu. So I smiled and said, "A six-pack of Bacon Cheeseburger shots is just as good, thanks." And that's what I got.

Before I left, I asked the manager to pass my suggestion up the line. Bacon Double Cheeseburger Shots would indeed be awesome. In the meantime, though, I'll be happy with the bacon.



24 July, 2008

EveryBurger


EveryBurger is an amazing little Japanese snack food - tiny little burgers about the diameter of a penny, made by sandwiching a milk chocolate "burger" and light-chocolate "cheese" on a sesame cookie "bun." They're astounding to look at and fun to eat, and the the combination of flavors is just right: a nearly perfect balance of creamy chocolate and crunchy cookie.


Made by Bourbon Corporation in Japan, EveryBurger can be hard to find in the US. Your best bet is to look in Asian supermarkets, in the candy/snacks aisle, but check back frequently because they sell out quickly.

At the time I wrote this blog post, the box looked like this. But the company likes to keep the packaging fresh, so they redesign the labels periodically. You may be better off looking for the name rather than the box design.

23 July, 2008

Fishy Delights 16: Roland Herring Fillets in Mushroom Sauce

The herring fillets in Roland's Herring Fillets in Mushroom Sauce are pretty good: Fairly generous in size, tender, thin-sliced and flaky. It's rather unfortunate, then, that they decided to smother them in such a peculiar "mushroom sauce."

The ingredient listing shows herring fillets (from wild-caught herring,) water, flour, canola oil and/or soybean oil, mushrooms, modified starch, sugar, salt, spices. I presume that just about everything after the "herring fillet" in that list is an ingredient of the sauce but even now, poking tentatively at my fishy lunch with a fork, I can't be sure. The fillets are surrounded by a golden-colored oil, and there are gelatinous blobs of whitish-looking stuff clustered all around. The white stuff isn't very sauce-like - it's more like the white fatty stuff that people from Away don't eat when they crack open a lobster.

I drained off the oil and tipped the contents of the can out onto a plate. The fish was good (not too salty, maybe even a little bland) and the blobby white stuff was not so good (really bland, felt funny on my tongue, and had some kind of weird mildew-like flavor that I bet was supposed to be the mushrooms.) All of the mushrooms listed in the ingredients were probably right there, invisibly pureed into the sauce, because there weren't any chunks or slices to be found.

If I were pressed to rate these, I'd probably give them a 5/10. It's not that they're not bad, it's just that the sauce is flavorless and superfluous and tinned herring are so much better smoked.