04 August, 2012

Nightmare Creamer


I'm guessing that this ceramic creamer spotted at a local thrift shop is supposed to be some kind of singer and that he's holding a microphone for radio station KOW - a crooner creamer! - but did it have to be so creepy-looking?

No, I didn't buy it. If I ever open my refrigerator to find Zuul The Gatekeeper inside, I prefer it to look more like Sigourney Weaver and less like a rectangular murder machine.

5 comments:

Alan said...

That is funny. You have a way with words, Dave.

Aly said...

That (and I'm amazed I even remember this) is Mr. Dairy Goods, from an old show at Epcot, called Kitchen Kabaret. In fact, here's video: http://youtu.be/-sYQFtQwJQw?t=2m28s

tree ocean said...

I love it! That would be sure to put a stop to those who haul off the jug in the wee hours...or when no one's looking. :D heheh

Dave said...

Thanks, Aly! That's one of the creepiest animatronic shows ever. And you're awesome for recognizing and linking to it.

Callie said...

I actually have one of these! In much better condition.