So I get my chicken home and pull out the gizzard bag from the cavity and open it up. Every time I buy a chicken, that little bag is like a lottery ticket. Most of the time, I get pretty much what I expect - a couple gizzards, a heart, a liver, and a neck. But sometimes there's a bonus...extra livers maybe, or two necks. This time there wasn't any liver or necks. Just hearts. Eleven of them.
Eleven hearts! I got the One-Eyed Jack of chickens!