"Digestive Health" products are everywhere. The most famous, I guess, is Dannon's Activia brand yogurt, with ads starring Jamie Lee Curtis as The Poop Lady. And now the Jolly Green Giant jumps in the shit with DIGESTIVE HEALTH VEGETABLES.
|"I'm so proud of that last one that|
I left it in the bowl for you to admire."
Yeah, that's definitely the smile of someone who takes regularly-scheduled dumps. I bet when he pinches one off, it's the size of a redwood.