02 September, 2008

The Pork King

Someday I will find my way to the throne room of the Pork King, and I will stride boldly through the court and place my sword at his feet, and swear fealty to him. And we will celebrate by roasting sausages and feasting upon bacon.

And truly, it will be as though I had entered smoky, delicious Valhalla.


1 comment:

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Is the Pork King related to the Sofa King?