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11 October, 2010

Food and Fortune Combine For Lulz

So I get an order of orange chicken at a local Chinese takeout, and it comes with a free fly embedded into the coating, thoroughly cooked.  Ewww.

And then, I open a fortune cookie and it says "Among the lucky, you are the chosen one."  Hahahaha, the Fates chose me  to get a fly in my food, those wacky cut-ups.

3 comments:

  1. Soooo, I'm curious: did you still eat the rest of it, or were you too repulsed? Dead flies might be a deal-breaker, for me. I'd be paranoid that there was even more horrendous stuff or bug filth that I just wasn't seeing... I s'pose it depends on just HOW hungry I was if that would ruin my appetite or not.

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  2. Astro - I brought it back and the restaurant made it right. We've been going to this place for a long time, and I still think I can trust them. Mistakes can happen in any kitchen.

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  3. Just subrcribed and surprised to find J. Astro once again.

    Mistakes can happen in any kitchen, but I wouldn't have even been able to eat that even if they did do it over.

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