What could be more American than Pop Tarts TEAM USA Mixed Berry flavored Pop Tarts with special, Limited-Edition GO FOR THE GOLD foil packaging?
How patriotic! Pop-Tarts that are baked with Real Fruit (follow the front-label apostrophe to the bottom of the side panel where, in small print, you'll find that Real Fruit! actually means "equal to 10% fruit") and covered with red, white, and blue frosting & sprinkles.
I bet if the Olympics featured a Snacking event, America would sweep the medals.
Yay! What a snarky old man!
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