Valentine's Day Leftovers - the Chocolatey Fish

There's something kind of surreal about the clearance bins at Walgreen's right after Valentine's Day. Like this fish. It's a bass, I think. Doesn't it just make your heart go pitter-patter? "You've got me hook, line and sinker!" Gosh!! And it's over one pound! Hooray!

A careful observer will find that yon fish is actually a pound of "chocolatey smooth crisp 'n' crunchy candy" and not actually real chocolate at all.

Nothing says "I love you" like a fake-chocolate foil wrapped fish.