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20 July, 2006

Lambhenge

This strange circular formation of lambchops was discovered on my kitchen griddle earlier this week. Experts believe that mutton-eating Druids erected the structure just before dinner time in an attempt to create an accurate lunar eclipse predictor and kitchen timer.

Unfortunately, before any studies could be completed, the meaty menhirs were removed from the heat and consumed, accompanied by green peas and a delicious rice pilaf.

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